Nick Toczek-stylee

Had the pleasure of meeting UK poet/magician/performer, Nick Toczek today - a master of rhyme. These are my efforts:

How to Swim with Piranhas

 

Piranhas

will harm us

devour and dis-arm us

if we don’t show calmness

we’re dead.

 

So

 

dispense with the drama

the helmets and armour

just find your nirvana

instead.  

Who Can Trust Ya, General Custer?

 

General Custer

full of bluster

lost his lustre

 

when

 

Natives mustered

Custer, flustered,

 

floundered

 

busted

 

done and dusted